June 3rd, 2012
i never hoped for anything to get better—only for one thing to get better. and it never did. so eventually i gave up. i give up every single day.
will grayson, Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan  (via stay-safe-stay-strong)

This is our WWE Champion, CM Punk. 

June 2nd, 2012

(Source: sarahflora)

So, why are the funniest people the most depressed?

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“Humor is a common defense mechanism. Some funny people like to make themselves and others laugh because it keeps them from crying. It distracts people from the real issues and pokes fun at things to minimize the impact. Albeit temporarily.”

Laughing is what makes us forget that we’re all going to die.

(Source: bserk, via velarfricative)

When I lived in Doncaster,

My family became good friends with the people that ran the milkbar near our house. We would always go over there and hang out in the back room and the lady would always give me free ice-creams and chocolates and stuff. It was like heaven. 

My tea fogged up my glasses.

And now I can’t see. You’d think there would be a glasses friendly tea. Although I guess it’s not the teas fault. Maybe there should be tea friendly glasses.

Holy shit, the poem I wrote last night has been reblogged a few times. That doesn’t usually happen. Is this what Poe felt like?

Someone come over and play video games/listen to music/watch movies/make out with me.